Large person ≠ large penis
136 4 ReplyIt's a meme, not biology class
65 26 ReplyUh, sorry I don't have a clue what's going on because the height measurements are in body parts and the weight measurements are in fuckin currency
79 6 ReplyYeah, but not a good one
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"Steroids shrink the tested and bloat the head, so if you see someone with raisinettes and a mariachi head, you KNOW something's up, my friend!" - Robin Williams on baseball doping
27 0 ReplyThat sounds like Stormy's description...makes sense, as that's where Zuck went, probably where Trumpet went too at some point
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Particularly when they're on that much gear.
15 0 ReplyAnd all the roids make it shrink anyway.
13 0 ReplyRoids only make your balls smaller.
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Unnaturally oversized muscles = tiny balls.
12 1 ReplyJealousy = jealousy
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Totally survivable
I hope someone gets this reference
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64 1 ReplyYour display name pairs hilariously poorly with the article, hahaha.
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What are these seconds and minutes and what are lbs?
56 2 ReplyWHAT THE F*** IS A MILE!!!!!?? 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺
18 0 Reply17.6 football fields
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the hamster is so cute why did you have to make this comparison 😭
44 2 Reply*wife and they, indeed, also have a child
27 0 ReplySo is it a tiny girl or a huge boy?
8 0 ReplyWhy not a huge girl or a tiny boy?
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Memes?
13 0 ReplyFuck... she better pray he's not a restless sleeper.
9 0 ReplyMe (5'10") and my 5'2" gf (we are both girls)
19 27 ReplySo no banana
54 1 Replyyou are indeed correct. no banana
23 0 ReplyIf you don't have it, store bought is fine.
12 0 ReplySomeone make a photo of a Hamster eating an oyster!
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