You can do nothing wrong and still be disliked by someone.
Or as Daddy Picard said: "You can do everything right and still lose. It is what it is."
Real quote:
"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life."
Don't put off something you need to do because tomorrow their will always be something else.
Don't put your dick in anything you don't want to wake up next to
So…coconuts okay 👍?
Look, I don't know what you have against fruitarians, but I don't appreciate kink shaming like that ;)
I no, why did you have to make me think of that again?! I was just about to go to sleep....
Don’t swim after eating or you will cramp up and die.
Your problem is you're in love. You're too young to be in love. There's too many putas out there.
You have to work out to be good at sex.
Buy a waterbed. One thrust, and the swells take care of the rest.
Not true, you just have to know how to move to keep the momentum good, stamina is more important than working out, also foreplay also does a lot
Go to bed
"Who farted? Seriously?"
Get a job.
