What is something your dad told you growing up that you will now tell your kids?

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You can do nothing wrong and still be disliked by someone.
- Or as Daddy Picard said: "You can do everything right and still lose. It is what it is."
  
  Real quote:
  
  "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life."
Don't put off something you need to do because tomorrow their will always be something else.
Don't put your dick in anything you don't want to wake up next to
Your problem is you're in love. You're too young to be in love. There's too many putas out there.
You have to work out to be good at sex.
- Buy a waterbed. One thrust, and the swells take care of the rest.
- Not true, you just have to know how to move to keep the momentum good, stamina is more important than working out, also foreplay also does a lot
  
  Are you another dad overhearing my conversation with my offspring and interjecting with this observation?
  
  Are you pantomiming when you say stamina?
  
  What are your hand gestures when you stay foreplay?
  
  Do you think stamina and coordination grow on trees?
Go to bed
"Who farted? Seriously?"
Get a job.

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