Cop Plays Dead To Get Out Of Confronting School Shooter
Cop Plays Dead To Get Out Of Confronting School Shooter
SCOTTS VALLEY, CA—Relying on his training in the heat of the moment, local police officer Victor Gerard reportedly played dead Thursday to get out of confronting an active school shooter. “You all go ahead—I’m dying,” Gerard said when he was selected to be part of a small team of armed cops that wou...
The world is in such an amount of crap that I actually thought it was a real headline for a second
72 0 ReplyI did too lol. Shook my head and everything.
Onion is back on the menu, boys!25 1 Reply
I'm so used to nottheonion being on here, that I had a big wtf until I saw the source.
24 0 ReplyThen goes home to beat his wife after
24 1 ReplyOuch 😂
6 0 ReplyThat's what she said.
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He's not playing dead he just found out he was in the general vicinity of some fentanyl.
16 0 ReplyHere I go again subscribing to both c/theonion and c/nottheonion.
9 0 ReplyMight as well hire a possum, cheaper and better at the job
7 0 ReplyJust about ate this one, too. 🙃 Because of course he did
7 0 ReplyCan't verify on any other sources and the officers name hasn't been with Scotts Valley PD before.
Looks like a case of fake news imo atm
2 4 ReplyFuck even The Onion is publishing fake news now?
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