It's kind of like tofu, it's very bland on its own, but it's delicious when properly seasoned. I like lemon pepper or tajín, hot sauce is always good, even just salt and pepper will make it considerably more palatable.
For a moment there, I was wondering if someone actually went out of their way to prepare edible cum.
I could taste a plant taste that I did not like, while cum was like...cold pudding leftovers. Except that one time when it was saltier than sea water, and burned my throat and tongue.
I didn't believe the battery acid allegations until it happened.