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"Good, because I am one"
It's the perfect pick-up line. If she says "yes", you tell her that. If she says "ew", you tell her that you have a small dick. Absolutely nothing can go wrong when you use this line.
Lol
Hey gurl, you like men who constantly looks to you for validation? Who is constantly terrified of losing you and may or may not have occasional mood swings?
No?
Yeah, I thought so.
If then does not imply iff
I can't explain it, but this feels very Mitch Hedberg somehow.
Totally, same subverting the joke vibes
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