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HELLO MY GOOD FRIENDS AND MARGARET (WHO I CONSIDER MY MORTAL ENEMY,,; FOR REASONS ONLY KNOWN BY US SO DONT ASK) I HAVE A QUESTION TO RAISE WITH YOU.

MY GRAND SON CAME OVER TODAY AND TALKED ABOUT HOW HE AND HIS FRIENDS ARE PIRATING STUFF... I WAS IN FIRM BELIEF THAT BEING A PIRATE HAS BEEN ILLEGAL FOR MANY YEARS BUT PERHAPS THOSE TEA DRINKING BRITS HAVE ONCE AGAIN GIVEN THE LETTER OF MARC. PLEASE ADVISE ME WHAT SO DO, I AM IN FEAR OF SOME PIRATES STEALING MY BOAT NEXT TUESDAY WHEN ME AND LARRY GO FISHING

//PHILL