BOOMER TIME

Well, if I ever need to find a place to shower Boomers with derision, this must be the place. Actually, I am 3 months shy of being 66, live in California and love it, retired from an IT-ish job, own my home free and clear, not a friend of FB or Reddit, etc., and was looking for some kindred older (or younger) spirits. This ain't the place...

HELLO I HAVE A WINDOWS 7 ERROR!! I OPENED MY FAVORITE WEBSITE (SORRY ITS A SECRET) AND SUDDENLY A WARNING POPPED UP,,, TOLD ME TO CONTACT MICRO SOFT SUPPORT.

HELLO MY GOOD FRIENDS AND MARGARET (WHO I CONSIDER MY MORTAL ENEMY,,; FOR REASONS ONLY KNOWN BY US SO DONT ASK) I HAVE A QUESTION TO RAISE WITH YOU.

MY GRAND SON CAME OVER TODAY AND TALKED ABOUT HOW HE AND HIS FRIENDS ARE PIRATING STUFF... I WAS IN FIRM BELIEF THAT BEING A PIRATE HAS BEEN ILLEGAL FOR MANY YEARS BUT PERHAPS THOSE TEA DRINKING BRITS HAVE ONCE AGAIN GIVEN THE LETTER OF MARC. PLEASE ADVISE ME WHAT SO DO, I AM IN FEAR OF SOME PIRATES STEALING MY BOAT NEXT TUESDAY WHEN ME AND LARRY GO FISHING

//PHILL

THE SHITTY GARDEN BRICKS YOU USED TO HOLD UP MY GOLF CART WHERE SUBSTANDARD AND NOW MY GOLF CART HAS FALLEN OVER AND BROKEN MY SUN CANOPY. I FILED A REPORT WITH THE HOA PEOPLE AND THEY ARE LOOKING FOR YOU. I HOPE THEY SEND YOU TO DELINQUENT BOOT CAMP MAYBE THEN YOU'LL LEARN TO BE UPRIGHT CITIZENS!!!!!!

I HAVE A GRIEVANCE WITH BARBARA FROM THE WAHL GREENS IN TOWN!!!! I WENT IN LOOKING FOR SOME BEANS BUT WAS LEFT WITHOUT ANY DUE TO A ""INVENTORY"" ISSUE... THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE, ATTACHED IS THE LETTER OF COMPLAINT I AM SENDING TO YOUR OFFICE

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//PHILL

THANK YOU GREG SMITH FOR SENDING THIS TO ME ON THE FACE BOOK LIST!!! IT RINGS TRUE TO ME WHEN MY GRAND SON ASKED ME FOR THE WI FI PASS KEY. HOPE YOU ARE DOING GOOD, HOWS BETTY??

//PHILL