How dumb are you? Yes.

Pick her up by the head after piledriving her spine is the best way to straighten things out. UR OK BBY

That wasn’t the piledriver she wanted

Yeah immediately stand her up. Great thinking all the way through

I thought that was a fast food counter. Turns out it was just a massive kitchen.

Isn't that a wrestling move?

That is a life altering injury…

That's a pretty messy way to go about hugging a lady.

Dumb wealthy people doing Darwin award shit should be more common.