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50/50 chance of getting murdered in the woods or seeing cows.
i'm still waiting for this to happen to me.
I keep calling but I only get drugs and muggings :(
same
You just know this is the guys delusion from blood loss while the serial killer preps him to be eaten...
Worth.
Solid.
"I'm gonna get so molested"
Moolested*
What are the chances of seeing cows in this scenario if you are from India?
In Wisconsin it’s like 90/10. I’d guess probably similar.
Someone invites me to look at/pet cows, I wouldn’t even think about negative ulterior motives, cuz there’s several dozen dairy farms within a half hour drive. Tho I would assume they were angling for free help.
Now baby goats, as a draw, are 50/50. Way more likely to work, and way less common.
Edit: words cuz I’m dumb
Many hands make light work. And a little bit of work to spend some time with the animals can be good (if you're into that sort of thing).
