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> Lies there like a dead fish
> Barely participates
> Expects pleasure beyond wildest dreams
> "Why are men so bad at sex?"Mom?
Dad?
Dr Scott?
Janet?
Brad‽‽
Rocky!
Mr. Krabs
No, this is Patrick
Bing Hi there!
Hey girrrrl?!
☝️ Not a girl.
WAIT
Have you tried giving instructions? My experience is everyone is different and some people need to be told what to do. Is that a fit for you? Maybe not then move on.
"move your arse.... faster..... faster.... Now put your hand on your tits...."
This but unironically.
Any female lucky enough to end up in bed passed out from pleasure, so can't say I've ever had this problem.
(for the daft: obviously I'm not being serious)
Can you rewrite what you said but this time use English?
You're an average USAmerican, aren't you?
Pretty sure calling women “females” is given the side eye in every English dialect.
Males, females. What's wrong with that?
It’s dehumanizing.
That's quite subjective. I'm pretty sure when I say "I talked to the male around the corner" people won't start assuming I talked to a dog, pigeon, or snake.
It is called USian. Often, but not always, goes with a red hat and multiple flags.