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How many of you disgusting perverts beat your meat standing up? I feel like this could be another version of the 'wiping with toilet paper' debacle where those on the standing and sitting sides can't comprehend how the other does it.
are you telling me that some people wipe with toilet paper after they stand up?
About half, it seems. Shockingly.
I use bidets...but standing is objectively worse.
Jesus, how many wipestanders do I know?
how many have I been treating like regular people all these years.
bathroom habits you never thought you would hear about epitomized here:
A worldly man is ready for any scenario. Sitting or standing; it makes no difference.
When duty calls, we answer
Gotta switch it up sometimes.
Whats wrong with doing it standing up though?
It is suboptimal. Should be done while on your knees with your forehead on the ground.
Ah yes, the tentpole method
Huh???
Not typically, but, you know, it's happened before