At 4:53 pm, a confirmed, extremely delicious taco capable of producing dangerous and deadly flatulance was spotted near your mouth, moving rapidly eastward at 4 mph.
Honestly, pretty nasty sorry excuse for tacos. I know it's a regional thing, but culinary opinions are one of the few places where I can hate things in peace.
Jokes aside, if your taco has a shell instead of a tortilla, it's not a taco.