If Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?
If Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?
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Jesus can turn water into wine, wine into port, and port into brandy.
5 0 ReplyI smell a business opportunity.
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This is literally the kind of thing that makes up a doctoral thesis in theology.
4 0 ReplyFun fact Jesus isn't the first person to have claimed to have done this.
Also no Jesus can't turn wine into more concentrated wine...that's as silly as talking snakes and rising from the dead.
4 2 ReplyCan Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he can’t eat it?
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