[GAMEDAY] Saturday, September 21, 2024 (Florida @ Miss St, #9 USC @ #18 Michigan, #3 Tennessee @ #11 OU, #17 Utah @ #14 OSU and others)

Holy shit JMU putting up 60 on an P4 squad?

Edit: blocked punt right when I tuned in, fantastic

lol, lmao even, imagine celebrating like that when Vandy misses a field goal in double OT in your own stadium

Hopefully good enough to expose this Mizzou team...

I also fucking hate when mizzou wears yellow

I forgot just how little I missed Brad and Gary. There's something sort of classic and cozy about the timbre of their voices if you don't listen to a single god-damned word they're saying, but they're very bad.

Mullings with the go-ahead TD in the last minute! It is sad that Michigan's entire offense is just him, though. Literally every major gain or conversion in the 2nd half was on him

Michigan up 14-3 at half! The reports of the Wolverines' demise were, well, slightly exaggerated

The rare double-fumble-on-the-same-play! Shame it resulted in a new set of downs for SC. I did think his arm was going forward though, so neither fumble should have counted

Ugh, that is a name I'd prefer to forget. I'm surprised he isn't a DC somewhere though. Tom Herman also did the broadcasting thing for a bit and wasn't good at it either

I'm not much of a religious guy. But it is an objective fact that god made Saturdays for 2 reasons:

1. Pull Sets
2. College Football

Let's get this got dang bread

UTSA? If so, please beat down HCU. Garbage school run by garbage humans.

Gators win. I am whelmed. 🤣

Billy lives to baffle another day.

Florida up 28-14 at halftime. They probably win today, and Mertz, as usual, looks quite decent against teams that can't pressure him consistently. Run defense is super suspect though, and maroon Bulldogs are playing hard. I'll go out on a limb and say Florida wins by 8 after MSST pulls it to within that close with under a minute left.

I don't really think a win changes much though. Billy has to surprise and probably manage a bowl; 6 looks tough though, and anything beyond that in the regular season looks almost impossible. 5-7 might save him if they look surprisingly competitive versus Andrew-Johnson-UT and/or Georgia and none of the others are unexpectedly embarrassing. If I had to guess? 4-8 but he's gone before the end of the season.

And the one player on the team most closely associated with Billy coughs up the ball, though at least it's followed by a 3-and-out.

I've always prided myself on being a cerebral fan, somebody who tries to understand the why's and remember the human stories even when things aren't going how people hoped, but man this Florida team is difficult to watch and I want to burn it all down. My outward wonk is in conflict with my inner Floridaman.

Early fourth, and MSST just failed on a fourth and goal. Florida up 35-21. This game is... fine.

As an aside, I've been watching Desmond Watson for years, and he is basically useless except as a 450-lb speedbump meme.

We sponsoring the last 2 minutes now?

I feel like making an odd qb choice is essentially signing the death certificate if he doesn't win

Honest question for officiating nerds, what's the difference between targeting and RtP due to neck/head contact? The Miss St kid definitely went high on Mertz, but he wasn't late.

Gators moved the ball well on the second possession, but then immediately soft against the run in the first quarter against MS ST. 7-7.

Oh yeah, this is what I like to see

In the exact same boat tbh, but I'm a bulldog for this game

THE CURSE IS LIFTED!

My people!

By my quick math Gundy and Whittingham have coached a combined 492 games. This has gotta be the most experienced coaching matchup of the year, right? A quick look at UNC and Iowa's schedules seems to check out

Did Holly say Keenan Pili's nickname is "Uncle Grandpa"? Um, I don't think that's how that works

Did Herbie just say ou is "unethical as hell" for flopping? More of that, please

Broadcasters: Yeah TN doesn't look very TN

TN: And I took that personally

2nd safety of the season!

Vols need to switch out spikes it seems, I've seen so many slips

Bru with a big chunk play! I knew he would be clutch for UT against ou 5 years ago. Now, which UT...

I am so nervous rn

I love seeing empty stadium shots during away games!

How are these replay "projectionists"(?) so bad at their job

Oof, doesn't sound like the Pride of the Southland brought their A game lol

🚨🚨🚨 AMAZING PUNT ALERT 🚨🚨🚨

Ross drives a massive 57 yard banger that stops on a dime at the OU 4 without need for coverage stopping it

Wow Oklahoma gets a fumble at the TN 5 and then TN literally forces a fumble right back on the very next play from scrimmage

That's alright, I'll take points here

I FUCKING LOVE BRU MCCOY

Well somebody has to start playing offense...

If OU can't get any traction on offense in 2nd half, this game is done.

Why the qb change? Arnold didn't look that bad?

I don't wanna say anything, because obviously it's working for him. But Garbers's body language looks like he is entirely unprepared to be qb.

I have tuned into all of, like, 10 seconds of this one. A little surprised it's tied at half, but the California teams in general have played fairly well on the other side of the country (at least better than I expected)

General Booty catches the General Booty pass!

Just to be clear, Quinn Ewers was not thrown off a mountain into a valley of wildebeasts

The more I watch this game, the more mesmerized I get by ULM's 'shark nose livery' helmets. Honestly that's, like, in the top 10 coolest lids I've seen

Phantom block in the back call. Should have been a pick six!

SAFETY! My favorite ref signal, the diamond just looks so goofy

Not starting well for the Frogs. I choose to blame Kendal Briles for all bad things that happen to TCU, so GODDAMMIT KENDAL BRILES.

69 yard punt return for a TD. Nice!

Although I probably would prefer TCU win this, as someone who grew up on that side of the Metroplex. So maybe not so nice...

Don't get me going on realignment right now

Apparently I need to leave the room and eat dinner more often. It’s slightly less bad now.

However, I’ve been ordered by the house’s actual Frog alum not to put it back on the big TV until they have the ball while only down a single score.

So for like an entire series they were just chatting with the network CEO? Come on, at least pause the interview to call the major plays like the turnover

WHY DID KENDAL BRILES GET SONNY EJECTED?!?!?

LOL

Why did I waste my weekly football karma on that hopeless case UF?