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You think young men would be stomping it dead? They would be bagging the tickets and throwing them live into the ladies locker room.
Or battling them like pokemon. I choose you, Pika-goo!
Or stuffing them into their asses.
Imagine
No!
My kid tells me to imagine really deranged shit all the time. Now I hate that word.
Now imagine wet dreams.
I'm reminded of Eraserhead
Don't look up fruit fly sperm
This has been your daily reminder that nature is messed up
It'd feel good
And you could compare with friends
Well for load that big it might need a magnum dong for that.
So during sex it would wiggle itself into the cervix? Or down the throat?
And it only happened once a month, was really painful, and made the penis bleed a lot…
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