Gotta keep that resume updated

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With the right emojis this could be a really unbearable LinkedIn post.
- hits rock bottom 🪨📉😭
  *adds geologist to resume 🧑‍🔬🔬🪨😁
  
  *Has meltdown 😡🤯💥
  Adds nuclear physicist to resume ⚛️🧑‍🔬🏭😎
  
  Your resume really stood out to us but we've heard some disturbing allegations of misconduct regarding your treatment of rocks we wanted to give you the opportunity to address.
- 😂😂😂
Invents a psychological theory to cover for own incestual fantasies, dabbles in psychiatry to normalize drug habits.

Adds Freud to resume
Has hissy fit
*Adds herpetologist to resume
Tbf, I'm fairly convinced some of us do this. JK, don't crucify me.

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