Relationship Memes @lemmyis.fun sabreW4K3 @lazysoci.al 2mo ago

Sharing A Bed

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Actual reality:

 __________________
|           |      |
|           |      |
|           |      |
|           |      |
|  YOUR     | OUR  |
|  SIDE     | SIDE |
|           |      |
|           |      |
|           |      |
|___________|______|

LPT.

Whatever size bed you have, buy blankets one size bigger. King blankets for a Queen size bed, eg.
- Or just buy two blankets. That way she can steal an entire blanket and I'll still have one.
  
  She will just steal 2 blankets. One is never enough for a blanket thief.
Then come cuddle, pussy.
- I would but you are burning up like a furnace and I'm sweating like a pig
  
  Ahh, waking up at 3 AM in a puddle of your own sweat and being unable to fall back asleep cause you get to choose between the heat that made you sweat to begin with or the freezing cold wet.
my side DMZ your side
- Having a demilitarized zone is hilarious
Look, as the apparent blanket hog in my relationship, if you can't defend your blanket it will be taken by the stronger will. Same for side size. My wife sleep persona favours pillows and bed space, my sleep persona demands blanket. it works for us.
- My partner and I each get our own blanket. No stealing plus we sleep at different temperatures.
  
  On a single bet? How do you tuck it ?
TFW both of us identify with the yellow side
meow >:3
The "Your side" should host a 50kW radiative space heater
Just do what the Germans do and have two mattresses with a crack in the middle.

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