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Learn from the owl, child: if licking three times doesn't get you in, bite.
28 0 ReplyWhy draw so much cake tho?
6 0 ReplyI mean...
Saliva is at least a bit corrosive, and a tongue is at least slightly rough.
Assuming a non-injurable tongue, how many licks of a boot would it take to reach bone? Or marrow?
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Three.
13 0 ReplyTIL that you become a billionaire by licking the bone marrow of one.
7 1 ReplyWell, we don't know for sure until we try
8 0 ReplyIf you keep them captive with ransom you might
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