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A painted fursona like this would give a radar return, right?
We'll just have to settle for our waifu pillow stuffed under the seat next to the uncrustables.
"We have it's position, shoot it down!"
"But Sir...
Loona is my waifu too."
Sir! There is a fleet of furries on the radar!
Damnit! Tell cybersec to man the firewalls! They'll be hacking us in no time!
If you store the uncrustables next to the pillows, they may become recrusted.
Are you fucking stupid?
Do you seriously think that the DoD forgot to include the line item for radar absorbing hentai plane art?
JFC get with the times.
I'm sorry and I deserve this abuse. Daddy
The fursona wouldn't matter on that specific jet. It also has an onboard microwave. You can paint your waifu AND bring frozen tendies under the seat.
That would definitely fuck with the stealth of some of the more modern combat aircraft though
Oh shit, yeah, is that a B-1?
You actually could make a microwave that's stealth-friendly, if you got it shielded enough. I wonder if that's been considered, or even done.
Edit: Yes, on the B-2.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's a bone. The f111 looking nose combined with the girthmaster deluxe front landing gear are the tells in this picture.
As it turns out, aircrew need to be able to eat shit and sleep onboard if you want significant loiter capabilities. That was my favorite part of aircrew banter; eagle crews escorting bones liked to show off how fast and agile their jets are, and the bone crew would show off by flying straight and level for a bit while they heated up their lunch then shit in a toilet instead of a diaper
Frozen tendies? Microwaved frozen chicken strips? I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit!