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His issue was phrasing. The woman used a euphemism which significantly shifted her perceived intentions. “Look at his little wee-wee” is far removed from “look at his little penis.” Synonyms are not created equal, so simply substituting without considering connotation will only cause confusion. He should have said “get an eyeful of her little vagina.”
Look at her little vajayjay, nope still weird.
Gawk at her crack, mate!
Nope.
Gander her bandersnatch
Hmm
Behold the axe wound
Huh
Peek at her meatflaps
Nah
Now I want Arby’s.
I don't get it.
Behold! Her cave of wonders!
🤷
And his nephrite rod!
???
Crack, cocaine.
Even worse.
I think if he referred to it as her little pussy or cunny it would make it significantly worse.
That's more adult slang for vagina. Little kid euphemism would be something like hooha or twinkle.
Man saying that to another man is still questionable. Still sounds like he’s lending his child out for drugs.
vomiting intensifies
Are there people seriously calling vagoos as hoohas
You call called them vagoos. I'm not sure you have much room to judge.
I'd say coochie but that one makes them sound less pointy
Why do you think of vulvas as pointy?
The characters sound. I don't know what you mean
I don't think I particularly want a pointy sounding word for vulva because I don't think of vulvas as pointy. I was just curious why you want a pointy word rather than a round one.
Vagina does sound pointy, I thought we were talking about that
You said you didn't like the word coochie because it makes them sound less pointy. I was asking why you want the word to be pointy.
No word feels great which is pretty sad considering how many child-friendly euphemisms there are for a penis. With my daughter we try to emulate the same vibe as 'willy' combined with some anatomical accuracy by using the word 'vulvy'. Sounds gross to many, makes sense to others. Your mileage may vary haha.
In the UK, we call it a minnie for girls. Willy for boys.
Welcome to the 70's, although that was still in an adult context.
hoohas and floofs
my older sister and her daughters... I always had a hard time not laughing at it.
Nope, not better.