Difficult tomatoes
Difficult tomatoes
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These tomatoes are such a mess! They grow so awkward, with long and pointed flesh. To top it all off they are sometimes so spicy that they are unpleasant even in a tomato sandwich. It's all gone wrong somewhere.
I'm sorry but those aren't tomatoes, they're cucumbers, the red color means they're overripe.
15 0 ReplyI thought they were eggplants with not enough nutrients in the soil
10 0 ReplyWait what's that thing you said at the end
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I hate cucumbers. Maybe I should pick a peck of them to pickle. Fuckers.
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Um, you obviously don't know anything about gardening. Those are eggplants, but you planted them upside down 🍆
4 0 ReplyI guess I was having an episode of reefer madness because I definitely don't remember planting eggs upside down.
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This is what wild tomatoes look like before they are tamed.
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