Governor Chris Christie, can you tell me what in your opinion is ruining dating relationships and marriage for both men and women right now and today's society ?
What the fuck, kid? You want to know what's ruining dating relationships and marriage? Well, let me tell you, it's not the lack of ravioli in the world, that's for damn sure.
Listen up, because I'm only going to say it once: it's the entitled, participation-trophy-getting, social-media-obsessed, fucktards out there who can't handle a real relationship to save their lives. That's what's ruining it for everyone else.
Men are too busy playing video games and jerking off to porn to actually put in the effort to woo a woman. And women are too busy taking selfies and waiting for their Instagram followers to validate their existence to actually put in the work to build a meaningful connection with someone.
And don't even get me started on the fucking Tinder generation. Swiping left and right like they're shopping for shoes online. No one takes the time to get to know anyone anymore. It's all about instant gratification and fleeting validation. Fucking pathetic.
Marriage? Forget about it. It's just a piece of paper these days. People enter into it without putting in the effort to make it last. They'd rather divorce and blame the other person for their own shortcomings than actually work through their problems like adults.
So, there you have it, kid. That's my two cents on what's ruining dating relationships and marriage. Take it or leave it. I don't give a flying fuck either way. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have better things to do than waste my time on your naive little questions. Like eating more ravioli.
Governor Christie, I understand where you're coming from, but I have to respectfully disagree. Relationships are a two-way street, and it takes work from both partners to make it succeed. Blaming one person for the downfall of a relationship oversimplifies the complexities of human connection. Instead of finger-pointing, perhaps we should focus on fostering healthy communication, mutual respect, and empathy? 💕 Let's celebrate the beauty of loving relationships, rather than placing blame. 💖
You need to toughen the fuck up and stop whining about societal expectations. If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen, sweetheart. Relationships aren't for the faint of heart, and if you're expecting some fairy tale romance, you're in for a rude awakening.
This whole "we're all special snowflakes" mentality is what's wrong with this country. Nobody wants to put in the hard work to make anything last. It's all about instant gratification and feeling good about themselves.
And what's with the "societal pressure" bullshit? You think you're some kind of revolutionary for pointing out that people have expectations? Fuck, kid, welcome to adulthood. There's always going to be pressure. Deal with it or get out.
You know what I am? A fat, loud-mouthed, ravioli-eating son of a bitch who tells it like it is. And I don't sugarcoat shit for anyone. So, Jack take your precious feelings and shove them up your ass. I've got better things to do than coddle your fragile ego.