Not The Onion @lemmy.world murmur @lemm.ee 5mo ago

This inmate says rat gave birth in his pants- but no suprise

www.cbc.ca /news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/inmate-rats-birth-in-pants-nl-1.7237304

Her Majesty's Penitentiary inmate Devon Fitzpatrick says early one morning in mid-May he woke up and felt something moving in the crotch of his pants. When he reached in, he discovered a rat had given birth there.

Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm' @real.lemmy.fan oleorun @real.lemmy.fan 5mo ago

www.cbc.ca /news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/inmate-rats-birth-in-pants-nl-1.7237304

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World News @lemmy.world girlfreddy @lemmy.ca 5mo ago

This HMP inmate says a rat gave birth in his pants — but it was no surprise

www.cbc.ca /news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/inmate-rats-birth-in-pants-nl-1.7237304

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There are royal prisons? Even with the head of state I would have thought they would drop the “her majesty’s” from stuff like jail/prison.
- Odd to me is Her Majesty's instead of His, considering Charles is now King.
  
  Do these places just retain the gender of the ruling monarch at the time of their construction?
- Unless… just hear me out… they lock him up…
  
  (‘Him’ being Old Sausage Fingers,)
Her Majesty's Penitentiary inmate Devon Fitzpatrick says early one morning in mid-May Her Majesty's Penitentiary inmate Devon Fitzpatrick woke up and felt something moving in Her Majesty's Penitentiary's crotch of Her Majesty's Penitentiary's pants. When he reached in, he discovered Her Majesty's Penitentiary's rat had given birth there.

FTFT.

If they want to make it clear how thoroughly Her Majesty's (or whatever mutant inbred blue-blooded critter they've got on the throne now) ownership of this person is, I say they shouldn't be allowed to stop half-way.