Memes @lemmy.ml return2ozma @lemmy.world 4mo ago

Where's all the bisexual people at? Happy Pride!

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Oh yeah, I'm definetly bi... Bi myself

👉😎👉
The Bi-ble
- Bible is short for Bi Able.
- That's how you know the word is derived from Greek
  
  I'm not sure if this is a joke but bible is from the Greek word for books. So yes, it comes from Greek but has nothing to do with the prefix bi-
Being gay or queer is a SIN and an AFFRONT TO GOD

Which is why I’m proud to be both 💜
- I saw this shirt at Pride and you'd love it...
  
  PLEASE post this to !shirtsthatgohard
  
  I need it
  
  Not sure if pro or anti-LGBTQ
  
  Best place to vomit!
- If he has an eternal suffering pit, is he really any good? We'd put people in jail for shit like that.
The same argument applies for polyamory

It's Adam AND Eve

not Adam XOR Eve
- Adam and/or Eve
Happy Pride, fellow bi!
- I'm gay but still thought the meme was funny. Happy Pride!
  
  If Eve came from Adam's rib, then she should've been male too since Adam reproduced asexually.
  
  But due to a mutation, Eve received a genetic trait called the X-gene.
  
  This is why all women are X-men.
  
  That's okay, you're already halfway there!
Ok but why a raccoon?
Pansexuals, represent!
This joke is awesome in Portuguese.

Adan and Eve translates to Adão e Eva

Adão e Eva, doesnt sound like anything, but

Eva e Adão, spoken all together sounds like "It's a big fag"

And I find that marvelous.

God did Adan and Eve, not Eve and Adan.
- I was confused for a bit but then I remembered the bigger Portuguese.
  
  In mine it'd sound more like Eh, booed. And it's an uncommon word.
Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.
What a shitpost! Fuck whomever you want! Nobody gives a damn fuck...

Let the downvotes begin!
- This sounds kinda rapey
- Based
Post this on Facebook, LMAO.

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