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This, legitimately, is what would happen to me. This kind of shit comprises the vast majority of my life story.
Fuck
38 1 ReplyDon't cook homemade caramel.
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Larry David is that you?
2 0 ReplyIf my hairline keeps migrating, i may look like him soon
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You know what got me to stop wearing contacts for good? Bacon grease popped directly into my eye.
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