I know Aperture Labs is portrayed as horribly corrupt and unethical when compared to real-life science, but I feel like this is better than real companies because it's doing exactly the same thing but with full transparency.
That's how I feel about every billboard in GTA V. I get that they're supposed to be over-the-top parodies but they just seem like the same thing we have IRL with a little more honesty
Great. Now I have the Giggle Cream jingle stuck in my head.
I do like that shade of gay
I might give their human testing program a try.
"You may be thinking, "I'm a straight cis male" but you should remember, $60 is $60." — Cave Johnson, probably
"I've experiments to run, there is research to be done, for the people who are still alive." GlaDOS
Aww, it's nice that their company isn't all rainbow capitalism, that they are putting their money where their mouth is by funding research into reducing the suicide rate among the queer community...
...hmm?; What's that?
...n...no... *glances at GlaDOS* ...no...
