I always laugh at the one star reviews from clueless women on Google.

I saw a review from a woman on a place recently that said something like “this place is disgusting and should be shut down” and also mentioned that they don’t use protection there. I’m curious how she knows. I’m sure the local mongers looking for bbfs appreciate the intel lol.

"They said they do not serve women." "Their massages were meh.... no force at all. And she did not want to talk to me." "Don't go. They just grab money in illegal ways." "The masseuse demanded tips from me. I was like.... tips are rewards for your good service. But what do you offer? And she cried and told me that her boss does not give her any salary and she depends only on tips. She even took my phone and Zelle my money to her..." "This place is not massage. It is just rub! Don't go!" "I just wanted a massage, but the masseuses were all girls who dressed in provocative ways... I am not lesbian!"

I get excited when I see bad reviews from women on google for places I have not tried yet, I agree, it's a great sign. I just drove by one of my semi regular places a few days ago and saw a woman walking up to the front door, I suspect she has no idea what goes on there. One of my favorite spots has only one woman that offers extras, it's 95% legit, every time I go to see her I get an odd look from one of the female customers in the lobby, I just smile.

Women frequent happy ending massage places? I guess that they are not usually there for the happy ending part