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That's why I brush my teeth before having my bacon and eggs with coffee.
44 0 ReplyThat's why I brush my teeth before drinking my orange juice.
35 1 ReplyLeave your degraded self-loathing to yourself and don't make us partake!
17 0 ReplyPsst, the real life hack is to drink tons of coke so that they all fall out and you can get a permanent artificial set installed as soon as possible
4 0 ReplyYou joke but that kind of used to he a thing. People used to get their teeth pulled and get dentures just because it was assumed their teeth would rot out at some point anyways.
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....followed by chewing aluminum foil for iron.
7 0 ReplyI prefer Indium.
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out of a metal tumbler 🤤
5 0 ReplyGrapefruit is better. It just hits different.
1 0 ReplyYou gotta try brushing your teeth and then drinking chocolate milk. It's delicious
1 1 ReplyHmmmm. Never tried that. Thanks for the suggestion. Will give that a shot
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Brushing your teeth before you eat is like wiping your butt before you poop.
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