What's the time? Its 5 past Chelsea...!
7 0 ReplyIs that a Viera?? I never thought I'd see the day
6 0 Reply"They told me you was dead"
4 0 ReplyI'm so glad we're giving Saka some rest. Realistically probably could have taken him off after 4-0
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White on a hat trick now
5 0 ReplyWhite hatrick AND a Havertz hatrick, please and thank you!
3 0 ReplyHavertz off. Down to Bazza now!
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King Kai!
5 0 ReplyGET INNN RACOON MESSI
5 0 ReplyLeo Benny Kai Kai Benny
Five of the best.5 0 Replytbh a bit busy cuz classes, tuesdays are not convenient for me lol.
5 0 ReplySchool is more important
4 0 Replyyeah a bit :p
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Jackson is so shit lmao
5 0 ReplyChrist, all the streams are terrible today.
4 0 ReplyOne of the reasons I'm not terribly sad to be out of CL xD
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It is kinda weird how with how good on paper Chelsea is how bad they are tbh
4 0 ReplyLike, Pochettino is a pretty good coach, and there's quite a few players who were extremely coveted before going to Chelsea — yet they all kinda suck now.
3 0 ReplyThey defy all logic. Long may it continue.
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Was thinking this. They have a load of players injured too. You could argue they have the depth to compete in multiple competitions.
It's almost like if you blindly buy a random set of players without a plan is a bad idea.
3 0 ReplyStill, these players should be able to form a good team. In Chinese, we have an idiom: 紙上談兵, which refers to talking (military) tactics over paper, with the implication that it isn't useful. Perhaps that's why.
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Job done. Thanks everyone for joining in.
4 0 ReplyJust glad I could be here
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Saka needed to lay that off.
4 0 ReplyTomi could potentially have scored that
4 0 ReplyNah, he jumped too early.
3 0 ReplyUnfortunately yeah
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I thought that was a cross??
4 0 ReplyLmao!!
2 0 Replyboop
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that's a great sign from that kid.
4 0 ReplyExcept fuck chelsea lol, i don't care if they suffer. But the sentiment is good.
4 0 ReplyAgreed. Long may they remain mid table with Manure
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I really didn't expect Arsenal to boost up that goal difference vs. Man City against Chelsea of all opponents. I know they're bad this year, but they've been better recently, and it is a derby of sorts.
4 0 ReplyIt kind of makes sense, though - they came out wanting to have the ball and play. And we love it when teams want to actually play football for once.
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That Trossard touch was insane.
4 0 ReplyMartin Ødegaard is an unreal player, love the guy
4 0 ReplySame here. Same here.
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The commentary on the double-deflection non-goal: "What a save by Petrovic!"
Dude... it deflected off someone else and happened to bounce into his head.
4 0 ReplyWAKA WAKA
4 0 ReplyWe are fucking around too fucking much.
4 0 ReplyMartinelli should've scored there.
4 0 ReplyYeah, that was a good a chance as any
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Havertz was so unlucky not to score there.
4 0 ReplyKeeper does a good job, to be fair. SOP whenever we're playing a team that we should theoretically be beating
3 0 ReplyKeeper is a witch
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Rice almost notching.
4 0 ReplyKing Kai with his second! 👑
3 0 ReplyNow can we get a goal from Saka? I triple capped him and am somewhat regretting it now lol
3 0 ReplyOur 24 shots to their 7 lol
3 0 ReplyChelsea are shit 24/7
4 0 ReplyOh that's a good one
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defending has been shocking momentarily
3 0 ReplyAt least it was against a terrible attack haha
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We cpuød so easily be up like 3/4 nil, lol
3 0 ReplyWe should be four goals up. No doubt the team will be disappointed at half time.
3 0 ReplyI think so, but they have played well overall. So, definitely positives
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Tomi's poor ankle
3 0 ReplyCan't wait to see Rory Jennings' reaction
3 0 ReplyUnacceptable to actually be in danger of letting them equalize given how the match has gone so far.
3 0 ReplyI'm going to keep my trap shut this time :)
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They'll come up with their "2 UCLs" defence I bet
3 0 ReplyThat's all they have
1 0 ReplyI mean yeah, if my life were shit but I'd bought 2 Rolexes 5 years ago, I'd probably bring it up every chance I got too.
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Gotta say, that was a good passage of play by Chelsea. If Cucarella was quicker on that, he was unmarked
3 0 ReplyChelsea should be 1 player down... that takle on Tomi is horrendous...
3 0 Reply2nd game in a row a player has gotten away with a takle like that
3 0 ReplyIt's almost like refs don't want to punish bad tackles on Arsenal players. Almost.
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" thanks for the 60 mil "
3 0 ReplyBloody hell. We're not knocking on the door. We're battering it down!
3 0 ReplyIt's a fantastic day 😂😂
3 0 Reply7 minutes?!?
3 0 Replywe scored 4 lol
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Benny Blanco!!!!!
3 0 ReplyI was in the middle of eating toast, so my celebration was more muted
3 0 ReplyButter? Jam?
2 0 ReplyCheese and tomato :)
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gahddamn don't play with my heart
3 0 ReplyHow did that not go in?
3 0 ReplyGoodness I love seeing Enzo rattled
3 0 ReplyIs Kai Havertz gonna get a hattrick against his old club?
3 0 ReplyHOW DID THAT NOT GO IN
3 0 Replytbh, I'd love to see what happens if we had Partey/Jorginho/Rice as midfield.
3 0 ReplyProbably a diamond with Ødegaard
3 0 ReplyI wished that was the plan - the whole Partey at RB Haverts at L8 went and spoiled it all
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Now FINISH THEM
3 0 ReplyTerrible keeping but wonderful by Trossard.
3 0 ReplyJackson missing at point blank range lol
3 0 ReplyWhat else is new?
2 0 ReplyVery important insta reel https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6GnmawtD7N/
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Mike's "celebration" = standards fogging
2 0 ReplyNice to see Trossard do some carrying - that's the thing we miss most about having Martinelli out, after all
2 0 ReplyLol, what an idiot
2 0 ReplyBudget Guendouzi
2 0 ReplyBrilliant xD
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Trossard!
2 0 ReplyThat was too close
2 0 ReplyDang should have whiped that over to Trossard.
2 0 ReplyWhat a beautiful goal
2 0 ReplyI need a clip lol, not watching rn
2 0 ReplySaw it, it's a great goal
2 0 ReplyRice with a blistering run into the box, short pass to Trossard, small touch, belts it passed the keeper on the left post
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At work....we scored???!!! 😍
2 0 ReplyWe did :)
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Shit shit shit, this wasn't on the script!
2 0 ReplyHow are these players getting away with tackles like that...
2 0 ReplyFeeling like Jesus on the left could cause havoc
2 0 ReplyWay to close of a goal there
2 0 ReplyWe lost our concentration for a second there.
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Oh if Rice had scored there
2 0 ReplyA couple of blips, but we feel and look sharp
2 0 ReplyWe seem to have lost all our early early energy and impetus
2 0 ReplyI think Chelsea have settled into the game more
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I am legitimately shocked to learn that both teams are within 0.1 xG of each other. Granted most of Chelsea's came from the corner (0.92, holy moly), but still. We are not turning our dominance into chances.
2 0 ReplyI hope every home fan at the stadium is singing Kai's chant at the away fans right now. 😏
2 0 ReplyFirst attack up the left is a goal
2 0 ReplyChelsea should have a yellow already. VAR is a waste of time.
2 0 ReplyAgreed. Stupid they can't rule on cards for takles like that where the ref may not be able to see the type of contact
2 0 ReplyBut they can tell the ref to go to the monitor and look at it again. They should have a red
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we making this goalie look good
2 0 Replymight be late on the post-match / ratings today btw sorry!
2 0 ReplyNo stress, sir :)
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No Saka goal? Comeon now 😒😒😒
2 0 ReplyI just hope Partey doesn't get beaten for pace if he has to defend against their wingers
2 0 ReplyDefence looking suicidal today
2 0 ReplyBenjamin with a brace!
Benny Blancoooooooo
2 0 ReplyALL WE NEED IS
BENJAMIN BLANCO3 0 Reply
FOR FUCK'S SAKE KAI JUST BANG IT FIRST TIME
2 0 ReplyI really need the "Convert Kai from midfielder to striker" project to be done soon or I'm going to have a conniption
1 0 ReplyA Hat trick against Chelsea would be *chef's kiss*
3 0 ReplyHaha, we needed midfielder Kai the second time
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Trossard makes the funniest faces 😂
2 0 Reply7min for a Bazza hattrick xD
2 0 ReplyJust watching Sterling a little and he looks so despondent off the ball
2 0 ReplyBenjamin!
2 0 ReplyMr. Blanco, if ya nasty
1 0 Reply😂
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Kiwior on?
2 0 ReplyTrossard was about to be big mad
2 0 ReplyUnlucky Vieira
2 0 ReplyWould have been some goal
2 0 ReplyAhh, I think the stat was the 100th goal for the entire season across all competitions
2 0 ReplyDid anybody hear the stat the commentator just mentioned? The dog and cat had a go at each other and I missed it
2 0 ReplyWhat happened there, Saka? xD
2 0 ReplyFulham at home flashbacks
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Think it's Reiss time... with all due respect
2 0 ReplyNelson has, with all due respect, not taken his chances this season
5 0 ReplyYes, but what better time to give Reiss and Emile some chances than when we're up 4-0?
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Oooo! What an attempt.by Rice
2 0 ReplyOdegaard with the twinkie toes.
2 0 ReplyWhat a goal!!!!
2 0 ReplyFuck my stream is so behind
2 0 ReplyWAKKA WAKKA EHH EHHH
2 0 ReplySorry, lol
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Yikes, that sign...
2 0 ReplyFight for club, no. Fight for taking penalty, yes.
3 0 ReplyActual beer league shenanigans
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what'd it say
2 0 ReplySomething akin to we don't want your jerseys, we want you to play for ours
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Price of the brick going up.
2 0 ReplyOur Brazilians in their power stances
2 0 ReplyMartinelli! That was yours!!
2 0 ReplyHe's having confidence issues then
3 0 ReplyMaybe definitely, lol
3 0 ReplyMaybe, yeah
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Two for our guy Kai!
2 0 ReplyGeez, replaced half the squad in one go, lol
2 0 ReplyGet in!!!!!
2 0 ReplyKing Kai 👑
2 0 ReplyOMG, Martinelli! So close. Feel bad for Declan, he was in.
2 0 ReplyI thought that went in...
2 0 ReplyKai....
1 0 ReplyOffside, but what a save. But handball anyway xD
1 0 ReplyI think Havertz was offside
1 0 ReplyDoes Saka get the assist
1 0 ReplyPartey man just like last season
1 0 ReplySend him off already
1 0 ReplyBig oofers
1 0 ReplyArtetaball bros 🥶🥶🥶🥶🔥
2 1 ReplyI completely missed that was injury time
1 0 ReplyIt has been really back and forth. I wouldn't have been surprised if Hooper had just blown for half time
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Jesus passing has been a little off
1 0 ReplyHis ability to stay on his feet too.
2 0 ReplyAnd cutbacks
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Tross went asleep there
1 0 Replypossibility of a foul?
1 0 ReplyVAR said no.
1 0 ReplyIf they did it would have been complete bullshit. Theu got tangled in each other, no way was that a foul
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Dangerous run there...
1 0 ReplyI just noticed Chelsea have their limited-edition holographic crests on, that must be why we're not having much luck
1 0 ReplyAND JUST AS I SAY THAT BENNY BLANCO HIMSELF
3 0 ReplyPartey assists, looks like?
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Partey subbed off but not Deccers 🥴
1 0 Replyyour spray tan is
1 0 Replyno one gets it bugger off
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Interesting how no other club wanted Jackson
1 0 ReplyAlright, let's not do Jackson any favors here
1 0 ReplyTrossard pumping the crowd. What a guy
1 0 ReplyNelli you *** ***
1 3 ReplyDon't be too hard on yourself
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