Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)
Diamond smugglers, (spy-) action, boobs, razorblade frisbees, perplexing sex scenes and a snake infected by deadly toxins from cancer-infested rats; Hard Ticket to Hawaii is definitely one of the more entertaining Andy Sidaris movies.
IMDb | Letterboxd
At first I thought your description was one of those AI image creation prompts.
Haha! Most of Andy's movies feel like they're AI creation prompts. They're wild! :)
What is !badmovies’ favourite Sidaris movie?