This Rick Moranis looking motherfucker over here in the corner.

I've heard of the guy on the right, of course, but who is Linus Torvalds? Does he deserve to be placed in a meme next to one of the old gods? His sunglasses make me think no.

this aint Mike Vining;

The photos on the internet that identify me as being on General H. Norman Schwarzhopf, Jr., security detail during Operation DESERT STORM is not me. It is William F. "Bill" Cronin III, a friend and co-worker in Delta. I did not do any personal security during my time in Delta. I did conduct security/survivability assessments within the United States and world-wide during my time in Delta.

half way down the additional information on this page:

https://army.togetherweserved.com/army/servlet/tws.webapp.WebApp?cmd=ShadowBoxProfile&type=AssignmentExt&ID=148788

https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryPorn/comments/11fivke/william_f_bill_cronin_iii_on_security_detail/

When the guy holding the rifle looks like he could be doing your taxes at HR Block, run.

Dude looks like he could double tap your nuts clean off before he’s even had his morning coffee

After wikipedia-holing on the topic, apparently that's not actually Mike Vining

That guy looks like he's Falling Down

I want to know what a Sgt.-Osiris-Lincoln-stone-cold-BAMF carried in the pockets of his sensible Dockers.