Quark has lots of ahistorical options for the Holosuites

Bashir, especially, likes this one.

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By the cocks of Kahless! Are we able to disengage the safety protocols on this, or is that extra?
- Don't worry, that always happens on its own eventually
- That'll cost extra latinum to make Quark look the other way.
  
  Come on, it's Quarks man, it's part of the package.
- In the base protocol, all characters have no genitals or nipples. That is also extra.
  
  There is a deluxe package sponsored by Galactic Pornhub that is a XXX version.
- Kira would make a kick-ass sidekick to Xena!
Can i play as Gabrielle?
- Only if I get to play as Joxer!
I'm going to need an unlimited supply of hot pockets with that.
- Jesus Christ that's a deep cut reference.
  
  Yeah but it's Lemmy. I knew I could count on you guys.
Honestly... I just want a holo prgram that's just me washing dishes with Lucy Lawless while we chat about stuff.
"Along side" should be one word: "alongside".

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