Chicken blood-drinking military-aged 5 year olds are currently invading America.

China is going to collapse any day but also it’s sending over (comically young) youth to infiltrate us!?!?!?

What till you hear about the children from the US that drink human blood and flesh every week after chanting (chr*st**ns), are affiliated with the US military (have military parents), and have a weird loyalty to their country from indoctrination.

that title threw me for a loop, I thought "chicken" was being used as an adjective

These blood drinking chinese child super soldiers probably caused America's egg inflation by demanding all those chickens be raised to the age of maximum blood production.