Same.. I don't understand what half of this even is saying. How is a garden hose a curfew? Parents turning off the water to let you know to come inside? If anything curfews themselves are more of a 90s thing because your parents couldn't just call or text you to come home. I was always out on my bike exploring the neighborhood with my friends, with my only instructions "Be back by 6".
People downvoting this either didn't read it or don't understand that this is mocking the original image.
My curfew was garden hose
I mean come on. This is clearly not meant to be taken seriously, and the fact that it is may be a testament to OP's editing skills or those of whoever OP got the post from.