1 minute of extra time is a fucking joke
It's Champions League 🤷🏻♀️
That is truly fucked
Varela was a twat in the press, be happy to see him crushed.
arsenal scored because I cracked open a cold one for this Tuesday night. You're welcome lads
Have another man
Wait, not yet!
What did Arteta do to this refs mother?
signed the favourite son Leo
MORE OF THAT PLEASE
I would kinda love to get one more and then time waste the rest of the game
two. Need that safety if we're gonna timewaste.
Or, or, hear me out. 10-0.
Nah at least two
why is Rio Ferdinand on my fucking stream
the timewasting is making me mental. We need to score early
You know what would be cool? If they punished teams for timewasting. Like ever.
LET'S FUCKING GO
Havertz needs to be more involved honestly, not been able to get onto those headers.
The timing is off a bit, he'll get one
Ref didn't even play advantage, Saka continues to be discriminated against
Lol why is George Constanza working the sideline?
Saw that too haha
Fuck the ref
WENDELL YOU FUCKING CUNT, KNOW THAT YOU DESERVE THIS
Uefa should fucking crown us now for services to football. Fuck all these "Credit to Porto" commentators, they were truly awful to watch over both legs.
Honestly Andrew puts it better than I ever could https://files.catbox.moe/sg28vt.png
At least we get to have the penalty shootout on home turf. That should help us a little bit.
We need to counter their offside trap and have someone on the edge of the D charge into the box for set pieces
Good call, even to pick up an errant clearance
Easy to be an analyst when you have a view from the spidercam. But I hope Airpod Albert is watching :)
Looking forward to multiple of those tackles to go unpunished and then Rice to be carded for his first challenge
Hell fuck yeah
GET IN THERE
come on lads let's score a fucking goal
I wonder what the English media would call Arteta if he reacted to anything like Conceiao does. "Deranged", perhaps?
I hate to say it, but seeing Nketiah come on doesn't give me much hope. Just about anybody else and I'd at least be happy to see fresh legs out there. But, even when Nketiah has fresh legs he doesn't seem to move in a way that puts pressure on defenders. He'll probably be useful if it comes to penalties though.
Cheeky from White
Must've caught the Bayern game lmao
Oh get the fuck up Wendell you twat
Oh that was a close one, good start from the lads.
You have to love how nonchalant White is about everything to do with football.
goal's a goal innit then we get paid
I am actually in shock... this ref has to a Manchurian candidate from Manchester or something
Much better lads
what a ball from White honestly
PEPE IS 41??
They've only been mentioning it every two minutes
Something like that, yeah
Oh wow, he can card players for their actions
I was surprised it came out
What a twat! Lmao... man this is an absolute joke. What a joke of a club. No wonder they aren't doing as well domestically when playing such negative football all the time
This was about Nico going down after jumping for a ball and falling to the floor when his poor shoulder was brushed
Raya whew
I'm trying not to complain too much, but this is such an awful game. From some of the refereeing to Porto playing and acting like twats... and then having to hear the commentators spout shit like "altitude sickness..." wtf are you on about? They're not playing on fucking Everest.
Sorry for the mini rant. I need more coffee lol
altitude sickness??? wtf???
Yeah, I couldn't tell you. Maybe I missed a previous joke or part of their "banter". But if we played a shit pass like they had at that point, it would have been put down to carelessness or "nerves".
Unless the guy just meant jet lag, but it's the same timezone anyway, so I don't see how that tracks, lol
They're injuring themselves haha
Deserved
Good.
Holy shit that was amazing from Pepe, gotta hand it to him
What a fucking touch from Leo
I hate this commentating. Get me away... I think I've reached my limit
I had to mute it, I could feel my blood pressure rising by the minute
Same thing here on CBS, god it's insufferable
The stream I'm watching is from TNT Sports, and the Scottish commentator keeps saying "Yayzus".
He's Brazilian. Spanish speakers pronounce it similar to "Hayzus", Portuguese speakers pronounce it "Jesus" with a "J" like "James". This really shouldn't be difficult, but for some reason people keep making that mistake.
If it was "Yayzus" he'd be Scandinavian, haha
Partey helping Jesus get dressed. Hahah
T R O S S A R D
Referee felt bad for not giving Porto a free kick in the last 30 seconds.
John Green: This Arsenal game is giving me palpitations and I'm a neutral.
https://twitter.com/sportswithjohn/status/1767678759048565001
All I want is for Saka to play like he can't be pushed off the ball, because he fucking can't
oooo some decent chances there
B is so strong. So strong.
RAYAAAA!
How the fuck is that not a foul ref?
Pepe counting on his fingers "39, 40, 41. That's how old I am."
I don't actually want this, but I'm imagining we score in the next 8 minutes and the added time goes from +3 to +50
Leoooooooooooo
COYG! See you in the post match thread
Man, I feel bad for White - he overlaps tirelessly, but no one ever takes the bait because teams would rather let him go than not triple mark Saka
FUCK YOU REF
FUCK YOU REF
FUCK YOU REF
FUCK YOU REF
GET IN
they've wasted so much time that it's gone from 1 minute to 3 of added time
It's like Porto are trying to speedrun this match or something. Constantly feign injury, constantly put the ball out for throw-ins, never get carded. Where's the downside?
there is no downside and hasn't been since they did it against Man United 2 decades ago.
None whatsoever.
Oh now he calls fouls?
Ref's lost the game, if he ever had it to begin with.
Sure Porto can be angry at Saliba, but we had a fucking goal disallowed for nothing
He's made them feel entitled to free kicks.
And made them immune to cards. Up until recently, anyway.
Whoever this Scottish twat is said something along the lines of, I know the Arsenal fans don't like this referree, but I quite like him, I think he's doing well.
I'm on BEIN now, I think?
They might be using the same commentary if that's the case, which doesn't seem likely. Still on TNT and it's still this scottish twat
I specifically waited to hear who it was haha. But, yeah a few streams are using the same commentary team
Ally McCoist - the same dude that almost busted a nut for the Ode assist
WHAT. A. FUCKING. RELIEF!
we need to hold onto the damn ball!
Can't waste time if they don't have the ball
Porto trying for another wonder goal
FUCKING COME ON
Lol Jesus forgot to take the warmup shirt off
He's chomping at the bit - I'll take that as a good sign
Oh wow, exact same push and no card. I wonder why?
Martin, what a lad
Get in!
So fucking close from Ode
Martin: "We go first". <3
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
ONE
MINUTE
ADDED
TIME
ref what
Woot woot!
Thigh grabbing not a foul. Got it.
My friend, is okay, no?
Cmon lads! Let's put this game to bed!
FUCK YOU REF
I can't fucking even with this ref anymore. Havertz has the audacity to BREATHE within 5 feet of a Porto player and that's a free kick and a stern talking to, but Jorginho and Trossard get their fucking clocks cleaned out and nothing at all.
It is so dreadful. I can't wait for the post-match ratings to mean nothing but make me feel better about myself, lol
Inshallah we're too busy celebrating going through to be too mad
Raya nice
Beautiful save
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, HE FUCKING SPUN SAKA AND NOTHING. YOU PIECE OF SHIT WANKER REF
Big Gabi didn't hear no bell.
SO CLOSE
@Astrealix 4-2!
Kind of seems like this half of added time has gone by in a flash, at least compared to the first 90.
Ok TNT you can't call the fucking year 2002 "twenty two"
Atmosphere is electric
get the fuck up you lazy timewasting twat
get him off the fucking pitch then
REF
Stop trying to pass it out to White after Saka's already worked it inside!
I'm glad I'm not paying for this commentary.
We're knocking on that door
Been knocking on it, lad, we need to fucking breach and clear
Divine intervention incoming
So you add one minute on, acknowledging that there was some sort of time wasted, proceed to watch Porto waste 2 minutes and 30 seconds of it, and then as soon as we kick the ball, you blow the whistle?
Was this what Mikel meant about we need to suffer?
That was beautiful from Jorgi
What a little chip from Gabriel that lol
Lads getting frustrated. We need to just score a banger. Elneny on the pitch maybe? XD
ok can the ref fucking do something
Where are the subs?!?
We're knocking on the door and we might be going to extra time - ill-advised to make any changes until we know which way the wind's blowing
Subway: Eat Fresh!
let's go out there and win this shit
COYG!
Not surprised to see Porto playing as if they were just handed a lifeline, since, you know... they were
Ok lads lets keep cooking
lol 3 mins ET
FUCK FUCK THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN BEAUTIFUL
TROSSARD
GET INNN RACOON EYES MESSI
They think a BIT of time wasting is going on. A BIT of time wasting. BIT
Bit must mean something else in different countries
lol okay then. Nice smirk from the ref. Draco Malfoy looking motherfucker
Ref, don't give him that face. It's your fucking fault for not punishing the Porto players and making them feel like they can get away with whatever they want - because they can
After Brentford, corners seem pointless if we constantly get fouls called on us as we take them
Bro the Porto physios might as well just take up permanent residence on our penalty box
At this rate Saka's gonna end up like Eduardo
@Astrealix 3-1!
HE GETS THE BALL FIRST
Newcastle should honestly take notes if they want to win any more games this season. This is the template for playing cunt football.
Porto time wasting in the tunnel? lol
Radio commentator was ripping into them lol. "porto have graced us with their presence"
Love it! lol
REF
Omg B wake up
Really gonna need Trossard to step up today.
all of them including whoever we bring on from the bench
WHAT DID I SAY
Watching this match is more tiring than my workout this morning
Get the fuck in!!!!
Omg get off the pitch
Yes review that shit
FUCK OFF RIO FERDINAND
Who would be our subs?
Jesus, Vieira, ESR, Partey?
tbf I think there probably coulda been a free kick porto from Saliba there
LETS. FUCKING. GO.
REF????
A+ for effort on that shot from the free kick lol
that's what kai havertz is made for
get Varela off the pitch wtf
VARela.. please?
Aye! We got one, lol
BRO ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW. This is corruption plain and simple
Yes Trossard, get in the ear of the ref. Bring him to the light! xD
Could everyone STOP TAKING THE PISS
Fuck off you nepo baby
That was like 12 seconds of added time
I'm genuinely curious what would happen if we brought Vieira on. He might have to be stretchered off.
Having my most recent FM save been in Portugal for a good while is making me remember how much I hated Porto.
the corruption on display here is elite levels
These tackles seem pretty intentional. Perhaps the referee should use one of his little bits of plastic to tell the players that they're not supposed to do that?
Yo this fucking ref
GTFI
Imagine the two Pepes intentionally colliding to waste EVEN MORE TIME.
No card for that?
Oh we're going one pivot lol
WTF ref!! How was that not a foul??
Arsenal
Nerves still showing.
God I fucking hate Tyldesley on this feed.
At least they're actually playing as opposed to putting 9 men behind the ball.
Lots of fresh legs on for them. Need to not get excited and calm down for a bit
Rice got shouldered in the nose and kept going. With this lot, you just brush their hand and they flail around on the ground like their leg's been blown off...
That wasn't a foul at all, lol
Irrelevant in this case, it turns out
Gabi XL is a unit
Fuck off... whole team is full of shit
bit early cuz i'm waiting for my dinner (ish?) to be microwaved and i don't want it to be late lol
saliba ffs
I can see why he did it, but it feels a silly card to get
Looks like it hurt on Pepe tbf, but Varela needs to get stuffed
CBS showing Titi walking into the stadium prematch...they whipped out the pyro for him lol
I'm tired Robbie...
And fuck off Tyldesley
yknow what fair play lol
Paramount is stuttering again wtf
if they'd played like this for the first 90 minutes i wouldn't be hating them nearly as much
Ehhhhh I have a suspicion we'd still hate them :)
emphasis on "nearly as much"
Set piece goal, cmon!
DJ_Khaled.webm
I cannot believe this game. Genuinely what the actual fuck...
How is that not a foul?
Because Saka
assuming the assistant ref is saying "don't worry about it it'll get added back on" lol
Narrator: it did not, because no ref is willing to add on 20 minutes of added time
I miss the world cup refereeing rules, made shit a lot more exciting.
especially in this competition
It'll still be like 2 mins, lol
Wilo 🙃
I don't know what to say anymore, lmao.
We did it twice, we can do it again!
We're gonna need to do it three times in order for it to count with these shit officials
Mark my words. Porto will score one in the second half. It'll be a flukey wonder goal, I'm talking lower than 0.05 xG. WE NEED TO SCORE ANOTHER AND FAST.
we need to score 3!
declan rice, what a tackle that
That's three slips in a minute....
Manchester United why didn't you buy THIS goalkeeper instead ffs
a) that would have been way too sensible and b) he wouldn't have cost as much
We need to stop passing to White around the box
CL has VAR right? How was that not checked?
it was - they said the shirt pull was the foul
That was a pretty instantaneous check if so
I'm flummoxed
I blame the Heysel disaster for refs hating English teams (and also the French)
Did the Porto player who went down and walked off near the end of the 2nd half get subbed off?
We're going to need a whole lotta Jesus
Almost did, lol
He's creating chaos which is what we need
We need to kick up the pace in the second half.
This is the first Champions League shootout since the 2016 final. What the hell. https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/1767677097772814851
So, he finally shows a card. That was nice of him
SEND TAREMI OFF THE KHAMENEI LOVING TWAT
UWCL ad, goddamnit why are we not in it
Yes we know Pepe is 41 🙄
The secret to longevity: being an absolute cunt?
Dude lived through Florida, he's seen things
