Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world over_clox @lemmy.world 8mo ago

Found: Lost log

Approximately 2 feet tall and around 60 pounds. Found at the local gas station.

Free for any loving caring family that is willing to properly take care of a log.

We haven't given it a name yet though, suggestions are welcome...

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What rolls down stairs Alone or in pairs, And over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, And fits on your back? It's log, log, log
- Is it better than bad?
  
  It's better than bad, it's good!
  
  Everyone wants a log You're gonna love it, log
  
  Log
- I'm still not sure what to feed my log though. I've tried dirt, urine, and other stuff, but it keeps crying. I think it's hungry, what should I feed it?
  
  Virgins? Check the star trek subs.
  
  Try some strings of popcorn garland and ornaments
It's big

It's heavy

It's wood
- So we name it Big Heavy Wood?
  
  Edit: It doesn't respond. I think my poor log might be deaf..
- It's better than bad. It's good!
- But does it roll down stairs?
  
  No idea. I just know that it’s better than bad.
  
  It stopped halfway down for a break.
Better check and see if it perhaps belongs to the log lady.
- I'm scared to ask, but what?
  
  This better not be like the bottle guy..
  
  Twin Peaks reference
Don't worry, it'll be automatically rotated.
- 🙃
I think his bark is worse than his bite but don't worry - the logcatcher will probably catch him soon.
- Ugh, take your damn upvote, ffs
- Ah, you're right. I need to check the log files..
Looks like a fun friend to bring camping or to a bonfire on the beach!
- We're still trying to locate the original parents of the lost log. But so far we haven't had much luck, the local trees are pretty quiet about this situation..
Praise Log!
- 🙏
Hey, I have one in the yard that looks just like it, lemme go quick and check to see if it's still there or if it's the one in the picture, don't go anywhere, just wait right here...
- I hope you catch it before it runs away, they're hard to catch..
It needs some jeans
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3wt2wo

Amazing new product!

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