"How It Feels These Days" (pardon the ai generated image, first weeks of dalle3 were wild tho)

This is what I imagine it would feel like to be an upper middle + class American.

I'm the dead body.

Edit: would not should, lol

You'd never ride this close to the bodies - at least a block away.

Not enough selfie.

Is this what happens if the alien from John Carpenter's "The Thing" made it to North America?