A man walks into a psychic t-shirt shop

He finds a t-shirt he likes and asks if they have it in "large".

The shop keeper replies, "sorry, we only have a medium"

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Did you hear of the psychic midget who escaped from jail?

It was a small medium at large.
- As he was climbing down the wall as part of the escape, he saw me and sneered. I thought to myself: "that's a little con descending."
I knew that was going to be the punchline before I opened the post.
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