I like to play as a stealth rogue, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards
Shoutout to my group
-Fighter who literally follows a code known as the Bloodstained Doctrine and absorbs bloodstains from combat to fuel his existence, trying to find purpose in life outside battle
-Black Dragonborn Paladin trying to overcome an inborn urge to commit extreme sadism upon their foes and be a better person
-A Drow military commander (Bladesinger Wizard) who was forced to evacuate to the surface after dragons destroyed her army and needs to learn what it's like not to be in charge of everything around her
-And an Artificer desperate for validation
Me in any game that allows either stealth or combat.
If a fighter falls in a fortress and nobody's alive to hear it, does it make any noise?
