Plot twist: the empty chest is a priceless historical artifact.
Kevin seems like the kind of jerk to have flown out the previous night - he's a bird, that kind of flying - found and emptied the chest, covered his tracks and then flown back before being noticed.
Detecting pre-disturbed sand is a lot harder than doing the same for dirt. The bear might not have been able to tell.
And I bet Kevin had the bear pay for his plane ticket over there. I mean he can fly, but probably not that far. Ideal sob story.
maybe the real treasure was the tox that we stole along the way
Maybe the real comic is in your head
Maybe the real Egypt is the aliens that built the pyramids
I'm now broke were gonna be homeless! Maybe the real home were the sights we saw along the way.
