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Reject groomers.
Embrace otter.
31 0 ReplySea otters have been regularly observed to rape baby seals over weeks, and continue raping them after they've died.
River otters are cute though.
16 0 ReplyI would like to unsubscribe from rape facts. Thanks
19 0 ReplyHopefully someone doesn't tell you about penguins
8 0 ReplyBut they are so cute though, look at them walking around, falling over the little goofballs.
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Sooo, about that..
https://www.vox.com/2014/4/24/5640890/otters-rape-baby-seals-monsters-bad
15 0 ReplyDude, what the hell u made me read? I mean, dude !
9 0 ReplyBest not to look too closely at koalas, either. :/
7 0 ReplyCome on !
6 0 ReplyAt least we have the capybara!
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Like people wouldn't force them to mate with seals if it would produce something cute for the Internet.
Stolen from a comedy sketch I saw in Orlando.
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I'm always down for replacing problematic celebrities, especially when you can replace them with precious critters.
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