I must stay vegetarian because I can't go without black pudding I envy all of you
My big dream was joining the next level of human accomplishment by being vegan but it's impossible for me to relinquish a good blood sausage so technically I will stay vegetarian -thanks to my uncles who perform some blood-letting on their happy cows for me.
Just want to say thank you all for your sacrifice I just can't do it but I almost did!
I tell people I'm vegan because it's easier, and to be fair I only eat meat on Fridays (and weekends) (and if I'm offered it, it would be rude to decline)
No one is ACTUALLY vegan (lol could you imagine???). It's all just virtue signaling. Just shout in everyone's face that you're vegan and then they'll think you're a good person which is all that matters.