The Onion @midwest.social Supervillain @lemmy.world 8mo ago

Florida Names Penis As Official State Genital

www.theonion.com Florida Names Penis As Official State Genital

TALLAHASSEE, FL—With its legislature passing a resolution that cited the rich and significant history of the reproductive organ, Florida named the penis its official state genital on Wednesday. “It fills me with great pleasure to sign this legislation recognizing the profound influence of the human ...

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Well, it is shaped like one...
- The state... If you're dumb like me and didn't get it.
  
  I heard you get it frequently.
it was a long, hard competition, but our boy penis stuck it out and finished first
- Is it really first if there is only one finisher?
"And in OUR state, penises are not for PUSSIES"

Ron DeSantis
Shame, I was rooting for butthole
- Is butt hole a genital?
  
  Genitals can go in them
  
  Is mayonnaise an instrument
It has lots of dicks indeed
Take that, you woke-fascists. /s

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