Distro for a POS
Distro for a POS
I got this one friend, a POS (Piece of shit) , who was always bugging me out for using Linux.
Yesterday I won a bet and I will be installing Linux on his laptop, what distro would teach that fucker a lesson?
*Edit
Parody of this post https://lemm.ee/post/20629546
Ubuntu Christian Edition, if he's a satanist.
Ubuntu Satanic Edition, if he's a Christian.
Hannah Montana Linux, if he's neither of the above.
32 2 ReplySuicide Linux
29 3 ReplyHeard of it actually, are the creator of that fork? If so, PORTUGAL CARALHO !!!!
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The best distro? One that he'll be able to use easily. One that will get him to actually LIKE the experience.
You don't want to teach him a lesson by giving him a miserable experience.
You want to teach him a lesson that will let you say "I told you so" for the rest of his life.
Manjaro is pretty easy to use and seems to have good hardware compatibility. A variety of Ubuntu flavors also can mimic Windows and work really well.
13 0 ReplyThx for the recommendations, but yeah this is just a parody wanted to see the distros people would come up with.
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I thought you meant "point of sale".
10 0 ReplyTbh when I was thinking of the title that’s what came to mind, sorry for being clickbaity haha.
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Gentoo, from scratch. No bin-kernal or premade binarys. Just a ungodly long compile time Maybe by day 3 he will have a desktop if hes lucky....
9 0 ReplyHannah Montana Linux
9 1 ReplySecond best distro right after amogOS I can't give him that enlightenment.
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NixOS, you need to learn a programming language just to administer your system
9 1 ReplyAs someone who actually likes NixOS have never felt so offended with something that I somewhat agree.
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I still have the installation CD's for Red Hat from 2002. I can mail them to you?
2 0 ReplyBrothas this is a pretty good parody, why the downvote? :((((
6 5 Replybecause it’s not funny and basically spam
8 3 ReplyYeah ahaha added the edit after a while but it looks like many people took it seriously.
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I'd go with something based on Gentoo so you would have an easy install process and they would have to live with the pain of compiling from source.
2 1 ReplyGentoo has turned into an hibrid between binary-source unfortunately, so I would go for something spicier like LFS.
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