Anon blames his parents for being a loser

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Anon blames his parents for being a loser

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Ah yes, the love of anon's life - the chick that fucks random dudes in a frat house toilet, and they say romance isn't real 😍
- Back when I was in my early 20s my friends girlfriend tried to set me up with her friend, her selling point to me was that she fucked two dudes in the back of a biker bar the previous weekend.
  
  I passed on that really fast, I was also mighty impressed with his girlfriends opinion of me.
- 😂 astonishing the amount of shit people think they're "missing out"
This guy thinking that girl would have fucked him if only he kept playing FIFA is like the RIAA decades ago thinking I would have bought the CD for an mp3 I downloaded if only there wasn't Napster.
- Napster? Here, take my seat, I can stand.
  
  Thank you, sonny. Here, have a nickel and go get yourself something nice from the candy store.
Is there a prerequsite for greentext to be completely made up?
- Plays LoL and life is ruined, seems legit to me. /jk
- Yes, have you ever seen a single one that seemed true?
  
  This one^
  
  I've only joined this sub a few days ago, so, I guess, no :(
- It's part of the adventure
Anon plays one game on his PC for years and years and blames his mom for it lmao
Bruh if your life was dependant on FIFA you lost from day 1
Isn't Fifa cross platform?
- Yes, but cross platform multiplayer is a recent thing. So he’d have to play only with other PC FIFA players
  
  More recent than the ps3?

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