Fun fact, the static generated by gamma radiation actually looks a lot like confetti with random pixels and streaks of pixels turning blue, yellow, red, green or a combination in true random fashion. I know this because I used to perform visual inspections on nuclear reactors.
Yes, but only from far away. The fuel bundles sort of glow like a blue light saber. Especially the "hot" ones right after we open the head of the reactor. I worked in various BWRs domestically and a few international. I spent many hours staring into the reactor glow from up on the refuel floor waiting for other work activities to finish up so I could do mine. It's mesmerizing to look at but it gets real burning after like 3 days.
Doubly forbidden because it doesn't have a lip, so it'll get stuck.
Imagine having to explain to the government why you have an orphaned source shoved up your ass.
This reminds me of the video Kyle Hill did where he investigated a similar fake nuclear accident post online and it concluded with him searching for pony play.