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how do you do, fellow adults?
my back hurts
I have a headache
I sneezed too hard and now I have a sharp pain in my neck
I got my socks on and now I need a lie down
... Back in those days we'd tie an onion on our belt
Had to be a brown onion as the Kaiser took all our white onions
my muscles ache
We do a bit of adultery
My knees ='(
MY LEG
Pretty good today. Hope you too
Just had my yearly colonoscopy
Where's the porn?
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