Maybe I'm just grumpy, but by the time the potatoes are finger-licking good, you'll be quite unalive. Even if the potatoes were boiling first before you went in, you're still going to have an impossible time not screaming and flailing as you suffer third degree burns in fractions of a second.
Im just fuckin around. For some reason the phrase "un-alive" just bothers me. Like they're fucking dead man D.E.A.D dead. Not not alive. They fuckin dead. Lol