What is the oldest (optional) element of your daily routine?
So not bathroom related tasks, but more like some arbitrary thing you must and always do daily.
For me, I watch Anton Petrov's daily white paper summary with dinner since some time in 2018. Even when New Pipe is down, I hit up Vimeo or Odyssey to watch Anton.
I have to find my glasses. If your vision was so bad as mine that you can't find your own glasses, and you're two days out of work because they fell behind the night stand and you can't see to find them, you'd understand..
Do you have a container on your nightstand to hold your glasses? Something big enough it's unlikely to fall behind the table, that helps position them the same way every time so you won't smudge the lens when you're feeling for them?
I'm known to roll around in my sleep. And I've accidentally knocked my glasses off of my nightstand, apparently with my blanket, and couldn't find them for days.
On more than one occasion no less. Do you know how difficult it is to get anyone to help you find your glasses when everyone else thinks you're full of shit?
I'm sorry your peeps are such assholes. I don't have anyone to help me look, but at least nobody is making it worse. I have a big bright blue box to shut mine in, because if a nighttime earthquake knocked it away I think I could find it by flashlight. (And a flashlight hanging on every doorknob!)
I do have a bright blue case, but that's where I keep my emergency backup glasses. That stays at home though, every time I lose my glasses seems to be when I'm staying the night at a friend's place..