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My personal favorite response to that question is “a person who covers their drink when you enter the room”
I’m stealing both of these.
Also trying to workshop::
Oh they don’t have them on your planet?
I like it, but that's like a 1960s sitcom tier insult. It's too cute to infuriate.
They have 1960s sitcom mentality. Wouldn't hurt to give it a try.
how about, "a person who doesn't want to have sex with you."
That doesn't work. I'm sure plenty of queer men would be too disgusted by them to want to have sex with them either.
What about 'I'll ask your mom what she thinks when I see her tonight'?
Better: "I'll ask your dad what she thinks when I see her tonight."
Nailed it 😎
Thank you flyingSquid. Perfect.
Puerile, but it's well catered to the audience.
"Someone who chooses the bear over you."